Do you know these words mean?
Vacant: |
- The look of the faces in the pews during the sermon.
- The look on the minister’s face after 3 home communions, 2 hospital visits, and a long Session meeting – all in one day.
- The lot next to the church building which one day it is hoped will house a Christian Education building.
- The term used to describe a congregation that is looking for a minister.
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Search Committee: |
- A committee organized to locate missing hats, gloves and casserole dishes after church dinners.
- A group of people who rarely know the answer to any questions within the congregation. Queries to this group are generally met with shrugged shoulders and the words, “Search Me!”
- The group charged with the responsibility of finding funds for the Presbyterians Sharing Allocation in the month of December
- The committee formed by Session to look for a new minister during
a vacancy.
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Moderator: |
- The person in a congregation who avoids extremes during a heated debate.
- The Presbyterian word for “bishop.”
- The convener of meetings of the church courts.
- Another word for ‘thermostat.’
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Session: |
- A colloquial expression to describe a particularly length worship service – often
prefaced with the words “It was quite a …”
- Elected representatives who serve for a term. They make decisions regarding the
maintenance of the church buildings and ensure that bookkeeping of the church is in order
- The congregation’s minister(s), and the ruling elders.
- The members of the church charged with oversight of the work and worship of the congregation.
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Courts of the Church: |
- Session, Presbytery, Synod and General Assembly
- Where ministers go to be sentenced when their sermons are long a repetitive.
- A secret health facility for Presbyterian clergy consisting of basketball, tennis, squash, volleyball and handball.
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Lectionary: |
- A remedy for ministers who find it difficult to select passages of Scripture on which to preach.
- A missionary who specializes in conversion by lectures.
- A dictionary of church terms.
- A three-year cycle of Scripture readings for worship services.
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Clerk: |
- The elder who leads and makes important decisions in the church.
- The secretary of a court of the church.
- Another word for ‘minister’.
- The secretary of the church.
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The Blue Book:
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- The Acts and Proceedings of General Assembly including minutes of the previous meeting and the reports of all committees.
- The 1998 Presbyterian hymn book.
- The 1972 Presbyterian hymn book.
- A useful guide for office bearers of the church. This book outlines the courts of the church, their work and responsibilities.
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The Book of Forms: |
- The book describing various shapes and sizes of Presbyterians.
- A book of church etiquette, eg. how to pour at church teas; when to leave a church when your baby cries; how to open bazaars, say graces, politely tell the minister his/her collar is twisted.
- The report put out by General Assembly including minutes of the previous meeting and the reports of all committees.
- A useful guide for office bearers of the church. This book outlines the courts of the church, their work and responsibilities.
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Multi Point Charge: |
- The electrical current which keeps the Energizer Bunny going and going and going.
- Two or more churches that share a minister.
- The experience at an annual meeting when one is volunteered to carry out an important task.
- A sermon with many and varied points preached to a newly ordained minister.
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